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an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
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To have your Cash Flowing For your whole life
A Black Man From The Bronx New York, who's Cash Be Flowing and got mad Bitches
slut1: Hey Thats Cash Flo
hoe2: Who?
Slut2: Cash Flo 4 Life bitch
hoe1: he make me wet when i see him
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A phrase used to describe how much you want to fuck someone.
Or more accurately how much you want someone to fuck you.
It implies maintaining the submissive, reciprocative position in sexual intercourse.
Basically letting the other person do the work while you sit back and enjoy the show.
The word ruin is used because it implies giving up power, surrendering yourself to whatever is gonna come and gladly accepting it, without a care in the world.
Ruin my life/ruin me is a phrase that means you want someone to fuck you good.
"You can say you want that cute guy in your class to ruin you too."
"Esmé is so fine. As soon as she gets off work she needs to come over and ruin my life."
"Ewe girls can ruin my life anyday."
"I need her to ruin my life like yesterday."
Me: I can't wait for tonight.
Her: Why?...what are you looking forward to?
Me: Well for one, I can't wait to have you sit on my face.
Her: Oh really?
Me: Hell yeah. I need you to ruin my life tonight.
"Please ruin me"
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Rich life of road trips is a man that lives a nomadic lifestyle and is a very nice man that a lot of ladies would love to marry
Rich life of road trips is off on another adventure a lot of women are wondering where he will be next
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Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.
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When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!
When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy
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Turmoil that happens in real life;
Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)
Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??
Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.
Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.
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