Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr

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peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.

Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

Get your Rat hole out tunnel mutt

Get your vagina out dirty whore

Averil i'm horny, get your rat hole out tunnel mutt!!!

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Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

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im going to rip you a new ass hole

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

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IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.

5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

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does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

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