Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.
"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"
Detoxing from being on a vegetarian diet for too long.
Spent 4 weeks with my Hindi buddy in India then came home to work out the meat-sweats. Having only veggies will fuck your fat American ass up.
Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.
Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats
Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.
Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats
when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock
Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan