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when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it
debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter
Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.
It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.
Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.
(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)
Driver: "poop n piss!"
noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.
“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
Where you use the magical squares of chess such as h9 or e0 to your advantage in a game of chess.
Arjun: CHECKMATE
Logan: Wrong, I have the Poop Sock Gambit
(moves king to g8)
The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth
I was only 2 for 10 on poop a shot last night