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A based Chad who is so cool and AWESOME. The most epic cringelord around
Isn't Cereal Guy so awesome?
- a dyslexic budgie
- seller of cannabis
'do you know a seller of cannabis or a bud-guy?'
"no but I know my pet bird with mild dyslexic tendencies"
That's you! I was right the first time. The Kira archetype character.
Hym "Yeah, yeah no I get it now! You ARE the beauty guy! I was right the first time! Iam you're shuuji again."
Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."
Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."
Iam 😒 "......."
Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"
A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.
Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2
This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.
Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.
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Guy 1 is the guy who is used in every urban dictionary example.
Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.
Guy 1: Hi guys im guy 1!
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*
The one of the main characters of every Urban Dictionary definitions alongside Guy 2 .
Guy 1 & 2: The main characters of the definitions
Guy 3: The deuteragonist of the definitions
Guy 4: The tritagonist of the definitions
Everyone else: The cameos of the definitions