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The phrase "I peels cats," comes from a song titled "How Many Times?" by Insane Clown Posse. In the song, there is a monologue by a man who claims he peels CAPS, which has been mistaken for CATS. A cap-peeler, however, is someone who shoots guns a lot.
By the way, Insane Clown Posse sucks major ass.
Dawg, I peels cats. I peels cats all day long, mu'fucka. The call me the big wheeler cat peeler, ya know what I'm sayin'?
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Refers to someone who is being particularly surly, moody, sour or otherwise unpleasant, a.k.a., a bitch.
Best when said in a real Irish accent.
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A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."
"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"
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A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.
"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1
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A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!
Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
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to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.
Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."
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Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
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