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when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
The cutest boy on the world he’s 6’2” and he’s all of it. He knows how to work it and he knows how to twerk it. He goes by Figgy, Figz, Cutie pie and many more! He is very social active and has lots of friends that he cherishes and loves deeply. At the start of everyday he checks his fantasy football team even though he has no chance to win, eats cereal but puts milk in first, ugh whatta weirdo. He puts his glasses and hair on every morning say goodbye and I love you to his family members. I think he still has Amber written on his wall in his room ;). Then he walks in the bathroom and shats all over the wall and wipes his forehead all over the wall but his tongue is unnaturally long he licks his forehead clean. And goes to school and shats on everything he sees and to end his day he gives a special boy (Chico) a hug after german ;)))). That’s Figgy for you!
One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
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1) A badass!
2) A loyal friend. In spite some character flaws such as not being able to swim.
3) One who is the opposite of a simp.
John Marston defied his wife's protest to walked up a mountain taking out shit heads left and right to avenge a fellow fallen bad ass.
The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads
when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo
woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night