that's what your mouth says

A way to tell someone you don't believe them, or to say they're full of shit.

John: " Dude, did you know you can actually drink air?"
Jeph:" Yeah right!"
John: "No, seriously! I saw a thing about it!"
Jeph:" That's what your mouth says dude."

what the dick you say

When someone says something stupid

What the dick you say Michael

what is not relate to one direction

nothing.absolutely nothing.

we live in their world

Person 1: omg look at the beautiful blue sky !
the other person:( like louis :eyes, microphone ,louis blue ect) yeah very pretty
WHAT IS NOT RELATE TO ONE DIRECTION ? EVEN THE SKY IS

What would Link do?

Similar to what would Jesus do but with some different outcomes

*Being taunted by gang of potential enemies
Friend "what would Link do?"
Yourself "you're right, lets leave it, they're ruining themselves"

*Someone else being ganged up on by enemies
Friend "What would Link do?"
Yourself "...probably fuck them up! Lets do it!"

What are you willing to bet

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

Oh you know what

A colloquial phrase predominantly used by the millennial and hipster crowd, referring to an underlying, shared, or assumed understanding between the speaker and the listener. It's used to announce that the speaker had a realization on a previous subject.

Tristan: "oh you know what"
Tristan: "I think I know why"
Tristan: "yup we're good"

omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000

there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"

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