the bean straw

An alternate way to eat baked beans. Most often used by members of BA Meetings.

"I love eating beans with a spoon."
"I prefer the bean straw."

Squibling the beans

Shittin, pissin and vomiting at the same time

Person 1: " bruh I had food poisoning and was squibling the beans last night"
Person 2: " ache :/"

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.

Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.