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Tibor Moment

- seeing an obese person
- seeing any weird emotions or hearing weird sentences/words that Tibor would do

Person 1: DAYUM HE'S HUGE
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Person 1: WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? THAT'S SO WEIRD!
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Tibor: *says something so weird that is beyond human understanding*
Person 1 & 2: Tibor Moment

by RealAdderall December 8, 2023


pew moment

when you fuck up big time

person 1: I failed band class help
person 2: pew moment

by pewp4 November 18, 2020


Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.

John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.

by Vladimir Putin itinurbutt June 10, 2020


Magi moment

When your new roommate offers to show you their dick on the first day

Dude, my roomie just pulled a magi moment...

by December 22, 2020


McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by October 3, 2023


chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot February 21, 2016


Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014