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My best friends birthday where she has sex with her boyfriend cavan
Hey happy birthday it’s march 3 did you do it yet?
Hug or kiss ur gf on the cheek or smt. If u don’t u hate her
March 3 Walk up to her and do it
National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.
“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”
Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.
“Chloe/23/level 3 qualified PT
Boys. Bring. Babies. At first it’s just a guy, then a boyfriend, next thing you know you have a baby, don’t let this happen and pay attention to The 3 B’s.
“You better not bring that boy into this house, you know The 3 B’s.”
When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.
"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'