rock n roll hand gesture

used only by the best soccer players

i posted a picture of me doing a rock n roll hand gesture because i’m the best soccer player

Right-Handed Tennessee Stripper Bomb

Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.

Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

I love you hand squeeze

Holding your lovers hand and want to secretly let them know you love them. You squeeze their hand three times. Once for each word. I *squeeze* love*squeeze* you *squeeze*

Girlfriends mind: we’re in public.. but he’s so cute I wanna tell him I love him… oh I know!
-girlfriend grabs boyfriends hand and squeezes three times-

The I love you hand squeeze

You're right hand comes off?

When capcom makes a joke, but with the wrong "your".

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."
Leon: "You're right hand comes off?"

Come **up** with your hands **out**

What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.

Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind