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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020


dollah bean farm

this a farming cult. we farm the souls of innocent children with an amazing heart felth hand and smile. the co founders of dollah bean farm is robin and shitel dollah bean who died in a terrible accident. no one talks about this terrible incident. until this day the poor children are haunting the dollah bean farm.

Dollah bean farm is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xdolahxbeanx May 6, 2022


Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020


Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020


smol bean activities

The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.

This is not giving smol bean activities.

by toniwoni69 November 17, 2024


Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020


pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 8, 2023