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A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.
Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!
A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business
The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.
Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.