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lapel job

An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.

Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.

by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021


scam job

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!

Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!

by Wolf77 February 12, 2023


Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022


Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 15, 2021


bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019


Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024


Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.

Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”

by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022