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J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.
"My but was sore from the frozen beans"
The frog in your toliet that jumps on your ass when your taking a crap in the middle of the night
"I caught another vannila bean last night!"
a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus
Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!
When your pleaying a vidio game wid da bois and you bouta kill em
BOB: ima bean yo ass
Chris: oh shit
One that consumes beans in large quantities usually can be see with bean juice on face.
*Guy 2 eats 1000 lbs of beans at once*
Guy 1: Dude you are such a bean chugger!
Guy 2: I know I do it for a living.
A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.
Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.