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Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 12, 2022


Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 17, 2024


Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.

"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."

by Zero977888775577568 March 13, 2017


Jam Job

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.

"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"

by AlienAdultFilmsXXX March 13, 2014


casino job

A messy or dirty job. Unwanted jobs that include a dirty, messy or disordely environment. Examples: sanitation workers, sewer inspector, horse stall cleaner.

From the Italian word casino meaning mess, messy, disorderly.

Lyrically used in many rap, hip-hop, and pop songs.

"My boy uneducated, not street wise, he work a casino job, no respect for such a slob".

"He didn't finish high-school so he could only get a casino job scrubbing toilets".

by BEEZEE88 December 27, 2024


Pie job

When the dude rolls his dick in a slice of pie. Than you give him head.

You just talk about you got a pie job

by Anima libera June 3, 2024


God job

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

by DammitlDave October 12, 2011