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When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.
Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?
Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.
How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.
When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.
"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"
someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love
just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..
someone who hates you to the point they are in-love
It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.
Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.
When a hot teenage girls sends a pic of her butt to someone for their birthday
Idk what to get him for his birthday, maybe I'll send him bday cake pics