Pink Eye Send Off

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.

She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.

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Blue-eyes white dragon

A Legendary dragon from show "yugioh"Seto kaiba and granpa moto
have them

A yugioh card

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BROWN EYE BLOW OUT

When you insert an m-80, black-cat or other explosive firework into one's anus and light the fuse, thus creating a brown eye blow out.

I always thought Selina was crazy, but when she pulled off a brown eye blow out, i was amazed.

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good old one eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

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Split Sack Eye-Mask

verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each testicle resting within each eye socket. The shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid penis rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the SSEM.

Note: Simply leaning backwards results in "The Unicorn Effect" in which the shaft rises upward while the testicles remain in the eye sockets.

Genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees Celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.

"While anticipating a tea-bag, I thought I went blind but discovered, to my relief, that I was recieving not a tea bag, but a Split Sack Eye-Mask."

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blue eyes white dragon

Duel Monster

I play Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode!

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skateboard to eye guy

term used by skateboarding community to refer to a kid who has a black eye or the skate board hit there eye this term comes from the show bill nye the science guy a popular science program on tv
this term arose and started in southern california from here it was mentioned in a popular video on the internet called "beard no beard"
from here the term arose and became popular and is often used in the skating community on the east side of the United states

yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

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