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- seeing an obese person
- seeing any weird emotions or hearing weird sentences/words that Tibor would do
Person 1: DAYUM HE'S HUGE
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Person 1: WHAT IS HE DOING WITH HIS HANDS? THAT'S SO WEIRD!
Person 2: Tibor Moment
Tibor: *says something so weird that is beyond human understanding*
Person 1 & 2: Tibor Moment
When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.
Al: no, how was it
John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.
Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you
Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
When your new roommate offers to show you their dick on the first day
Dude, my roomie just pulled a magi moment...
It's a moment where you reach gons brain level of retardedness and say some dumb shit
Blxcknxss: "Yo bro did you know that 2+2 = 22
Zelk: "Bro what???? You stupid it's 4 not 22"
Blxcknxss: "Mb I had a gon moment there"
Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see
Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.
Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.
A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....