ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life
Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom
The most beautiful creature in existence one might even have sexual intercourse with ur mom
Guy1:ur mom is sooo hot and fuckable
Guy2: Ikr
Guy3:SWEET HOME ALABAMA
An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.
Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."
Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup