Tit for tat

Doing something petty and the other person doing something pettier to see who is the pettiest !

Sasha: Hey girl I hooked up with your boyfriend last night

Miranda : oh that’s funny because I was with your dad !
Sasha: I see you trying to go tit for tat ! Let me call your grandpa!

Rickety Tits

A downright bitch sometimes

Hey did you see Rickety Tits the other day?

He was very rickety!

Tit snips

When fat guys with man boobs get breast reductions.

Norman got a circumsicion so micheal got tit snips.

Those fat Boston fucks need tit snips.

pimple tits

pimple tits is pimples on your tits.

oh no hornyfagslut you have pimple tits

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.

Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!

Tits on

Spot on or exact

I checked to see if it was level and it was tits on.