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To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
This is the term for slapping your dog against your wife of an arranged marriage and then
t-bagging her to claim your victory
Person 4: your so god damn annoying
Person 1: hey sir I swear if she doesn’t shut it I’ll habib slap her with the dog
Person 2: tag team ?
Person 1: ohhhh it’s on
Person 3: no no don’t I heard her nan say we should take a bath in dettol
Person 5: *screams loudly*
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
When you fuck a bitch up with your massive slonge
Oi you little slag I'm gonna slonge slap you get over here you filthy bitch bruv
A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.
Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”
When something is excellent or amazing.
this new angle theorem we're learning in geometry SLAPS! Slap \ˈslap \
In southern parts of the USA, it means 'completely'.
Person 1: I just got cussed slap out by some person that cut me off!
Person 2: Damn