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Beauty guy

That's you! I was right the first time. The Kira archetype character.

Hym "Yeah, yeah no I get it now! You ARE the beauty guy! I was right the first time! Iam you're shuuji again."

Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."

Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."

Iam 😒 "......."

Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022


Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024


Guy 1

Some random guy who lives tens of thousands of miles away from Guy 2.

Guy 1 ------------------------------- Guy 2

This ☝️☝️☝️
That right there is the problem. Guy 2 is a renowned author from the UK. Guy 1 is just some guy who has likely never even heard of Guy 2. Guy 3 (Me) said a very specific sentence to Guy 1. A sentence that Guy 3 HAS NEVER HEARD ANYONE ELSE SAY BEFORE. Repeated back to him by Guy 2 several weeks later.

Guy 1 ----------------------------- Guy 2
This line ☝️ represents the medium used by both guys to disseminate information. The only thing they have in common is their awareness of Guy 3. What happens when YOU are Guy 3? It'Ll NeVeR bE mE I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! No. You're a fucking retard. You don't understand the deeper implications of what is being perpetrated against me. There is no reason to live like this.

by Hym Iam May 20, 2022

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Guy 1

Guy 1 is the guy who is used in every urban dictionary example.
Guy 1's friend is Guy 2, he is also used sometimes.
Guy 3 or 4 are'nt used most of the time because most examples have no Guy 3 or 4.

Guy 1: Hi guys im guy 1!
Guy 2: Hello guy 1!
Guy 1: Hi.
Guy 3: Hello Guy 1 and 2!.
Guy 1 & 2: huh?
Guy 4: *doesn't exist*

by a random dude posting stuff November 2, 2022


Guy 1

The one of the main characters of every Urban Dictionary definitions alongside Guy 2 .

Guy 1 & 2: The main characters of the definitions
Guy 3: The deuteragonist of the definitions
Guy 4: The tritagonist of the definitions
Everyone else: The cameos of the definitions

by Karma will get you! February 28, 2022


foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot

Ignore the foot fetish guy over here.

by Pitata October 7, 2017


Gay guy

(1) A man who likes the attention from other men.

(2) a man whom women expect to give them attention when they are alone and need company especially to compliment them excessively and critique their fashion downfalls and give them advice.

(3) a man that can be their best friend without his sexual attraction toward you, yet secretly crush on them for the chase value.

Omg! There’s a gay guy! I’m gunna go talk to him for fashion advice, a best friend, and he will make me look desired in public.

by Beau Marcus March 5, 2021