Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

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Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

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Quarter pounder with cheese

An anorexic woman with a yeast infection.

i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Mac n Cheese

Kids talking over mic on online games, they usually sound pubescent and Justin Bieber like. They typically throw out douchebaggery comments and try to pretend they're older then they really are.

Kid (a.k.a the Mac n Cheese ) - " I totally just blew your head of, bro! HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA! Wut tyme is it?! "

after that everyone votes to kick or mute the player

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mac n cheese

when you bang it real good mac that cheese

and i mac n cheesed your bitch

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Grandma's cheese wheel

An innuendo used to describe the T H I C C posterior of the mother of your own mother/father. More specifically, when it is old and smells peculiar like an old cheese wheel.

"I was having a pretty shit weekend, luckily I got a bit of Grandma's cheese wheel which made things more bearable."

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Mallory's Mac and Cheese

A Mac and Cheese recipe by The Goddess Of Annoyingness (Mallory) consisting of microwaved Kraft Dinner, tortilla chips, Doritos, pistachios, salt, pepper, paprika, parmesan cheese, butter, cream cheese, Ritz crackers, and shredded cheddar cheese.

Mallory: YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY MY MAC AND CHEESE ITS REALLY GOODDDDD uwu
Everyone else: What the fuck no
Mallory's Mac and Cheese: *uwu*

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