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how hard you hit when your on propolyhexadrine and extracted codiene and ready to fight someone in a trial by combat
you dont fuck with that guy i sw3ar hes packing 3" penetration
Hym “Leeet’s see... Ben says that when it comes to health insurance the three metrics are Quality, Accessibility, and Affordability and that you can only have 2 out of 3... So I’ll give you the same deal. We have the gangstalking (imposed schizophrenia), we have the retard sex cult, and we have the taking credit for my things... I’ll give you 2 of your choosing. How does that sound? I’m nothing if not reasonable (when it comes to things that aren’t retard sex cults).”
The best girlfriend is mine. She's perfect the way she is and I love her with all my heart, I'd die for her.
I hope I can make her happy like she makes me <3
X:Hey guess what
Y: what?
X: I literally got the best girlfriend <3 I love her so much ♡♡
the most beautiful, hot, cute, pretty girl in the entire world with exquisite fashion sense and is super super super nice and sweet, also very funi and goofy ahh
carmela <3 is the most gorgeous attractive girl in the world ..
A 3 way between friends without making penetration. (1st base)
Man i just had a virgin 3 some with 2 of the hottest girls/guys.
The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.
chode
cum blast
cum gun
Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"
Secretly We Are Gay but dont tell anyone
swag<3, youd better not tell benda
Secretly We Are Gay, youd better not tell benda