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Usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your ass cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with Mr. Captain Red Eye himself.
My girl cheated on me so I went over to her house and introduced her to Captain Red Eye.
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Red Sox fans who lack originality and steal the term "nation" from the Raider Nation.
The Raider Nation is the one true nation while the Red Sox Nation is a fictitious bunch of bullshit.
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Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.
Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.
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I told you's (did i tell you guys) look at my post i put in september
HAHA Yankee fans i guess that's another waste of over 200 million dollars
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Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
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one of the best baseball teams in the mlb no steroidsd no cheating hint.hint. (Alex Rodriguez)made up of awsome players with great hearts. did one of the best comebacks with the sucky azz yankees in august 2004. won the world sereis against the st.luis cardinals
did u see what the red sox did in game 7 against the yankees: it was crazy.
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A NE Ohio based rock/metal band. Founded by Subtle End singer/guitarist Paul Galloway and drummer Tory Page. They were soon joined by guitarist James Holsopple and bassist "Sandy" RimRocker. Due to creative differences the band parted ways. Months later Galloway and Page reunited and brought in another bassist. John Dobosh filled in for a couple months before leaving to join another band. At that point long time friend Shaun Stiwald stepped in and joined the band as a bass player. Up until that time he had been playing guitar but made the switch to join the band. RWT can be found playing local clubs in the NE Ohio area at this time. They are also currently working on new material for when they go into the studio in Fall of '09. They can be found on www.myspace.com/redwatertragedy
Main influences are Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, Tool, Down, Acid Bath, LOA and many others.
RWT Red Water Tragedy RedWaterTragedy
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