hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.
person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude
trying to get cake is a phrase used for the mandem who's trappin with the mandem then goes home and eats up the cake of his gyal pum
see that don joe he's a real trapper with us boys but when that don gets home hes trying to get cake which means he's getting bare action n that
Trying to get cake is also a song by recky rate the ting
The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)
Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup
Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious
Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please
Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)
"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"
"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"
in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)
Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"
"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"