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When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.
John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.
Al: no, how was it
John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.
Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you
Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.
When your new roommate offers to show you their dick on the first day
Dude, my roomie just pulled a magi moment...
It's a moment where you reach gons brain level of retardedness and say some dumb shit
Blxcknxss: "Yo bro did you know that 2+2 = 22
Zelk: "Bro what???? You stupid it's 4 not 22"
Blxcknxss: "Mb I had a gon moment there"
During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question
How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!
When you get banished for freepainting/fping
Hey, this guy just painted poland german, what a ninjaplayer moment
A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois
"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."