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When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused
“When he touched my thigh It gave me a Bean heartbeat”
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up
A very smelly piss.
If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.
"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"
A stoner/fumer with an obsession with beans
(kirsty)"ur a cheesey bean yaaar meeeeaaaan" (ross) "ive ad enuff ov ur beans 4 1 night now gimme them quavers!!"
my brother when he's high on pot and thinks he's a superhero
A whacky creation of baked beans, spices, veg and tortillas
''Barry invited us to his dinner party!''
''What is he making for food?''
''Acid beans, baby.''