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Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!
The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”
Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....
His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!
Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.
I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!
When you use your middle finger, index finger and your thumb held like the Italian pinch to finger someone.
You only have 3 fingers how do you finger a girl?
It’s always an Italian job.
When you get a handjob with olive oil used as lube.
My partner didn't have any lube at their place so they got some olive oil from the kitchen and gave me an Italian job.
To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.
Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.