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Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head
I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones
When a dude nuts inside of a big butt.
Friend 1: Do you see that girl? She's got some cake!
Friend 2: Yeah man, I want to give her a King Cake!
Cakes made of sand. First appeared in Egypt.
I like sand cakes.
Mud cakes are un-edible items, it may used as a prank, since it resembles chocolate cake or fudge. And it is usually used by kids who role play like they are cooking it and pretends to eat it.
Ingredients:
One bucket full of soft mud.
2lbs of gravel.
1/4 pound of sand.
5 cups of water.
1lb of white sugar.
3 drops of vanilla essence.
2 handful of worms (optional).
10 drops of food coloring (optional)
Then you get a huge bowl and mix all of the mud, sand, gravel, sugar, essence and water together and mix it with a very powerful cake mixer or a concrete mixer for 15 minutes and then you add the food coloring and then put in the oven for 80 minutes at 360°F. and after it’s cooked, leave for 30 minutes to cool down and then you add the worms on top of it like sprinkles
Maria: Hey, come and try this very delicious chocolate cake I baked, your going to love it.
Gina: After a long 2 hours drive sure I’m hungry, I can eat anything.
*cuts cake*
Gina: Maria! Why does this cake have worms in it!!!
Maria: oh umm, that’s just gummy worms they looks like the real thing.
*Gina eats the mud cake*
Gina: man this taste alright . Oh wait never mind I’m getting a nasty aftertaste, YUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW what the hell is this cake, it taste like dirt.
Maria: it’s a mud cake and it’s a prank I just wanna see if ur going eat it or not.
*Gina: YOU Son of a bitch asshole, are you trying to kill me *vomits* I knew when I saw the worms it looks frikin weird *coughs very hard* and now I going to die because of your stupid ass prank cake *coughs and barfs even more untill she 😵☠️🪦*
Maria: ooh nooo I killed my bf because of my mud cake, what type of friend am I 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭
The anus of a particularly cakey gentleman.
Damn, that guy must have a pink cake!
When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake