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Make him/her your citrus friend! :D
Boy: when life gives you lemons ...
Me: make them your citrus friend!
Boy: What?
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A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time
Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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or.. gettofmylife.
A very good term for when someone does something retarded or spazzy.
E.g.
Incest Person: I fucked my mum!
Me:
Get the fuck off my life.
E.g.2
n00b: Lol, i have a weiner.
Me: ¬_¬ Gettofmylife.
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Person 1: Why does my life suck
Person2: Because you made it that why you 🅱️ITch
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What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.
what did you expect?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?
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1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands
Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.
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To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.
It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.
It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".
She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.
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