The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk
I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com
Poop-Splatter-Rama is when you poop on your hand in the bathroom and then having someone turn around getting smacked in the face with the poop getting tricked. Finally, charging at them, knocking them down, and licking the poop off of their face enjoying it.
I tried to do Poop-Splatter-Rama, but I failed miserably and instead I got poop on my face!
When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.
"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"
A term used to describe a woman’s vagina who wipes back to front. The distribution of shit particles in the vagina reclassify it as a poop ditch.
“Yo bro, that girls puss stinks like shit, probably a poop ditch!”
When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”