Captain save a hoe

Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.

My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.

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fast ass hoe

When ur hoe has a fast ass

U lil fast ass hoe go get that juicy L

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teeny bopper baby hoe

A teeny bopper baby hoe is a female, aged anywhere between 13 and 19 years old, a homie hoppin' pussy floppin' never stoppin cock suckin cum gurglin bitch.

Highschool kid1: "hey did u hear about Jessica?"

Highschool kid2: "yeah, i heard she's on redbook. What a teeny bopper baby hoe."

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We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

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You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

fake ass booty sucking hoe

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.

Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

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