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its too cool for school but too school for cool
Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!
Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
what is 3 + 4 is 21
bob:hey whats 3+4
chad: twenty one
entire world: WOW HAHA FUNNY
While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
you think i’m extremely funny and no one can top my funny ness
she is so 4 fingers up 🔝 !!!
“she is so funny”
Boy 1: hey i fucked your mom
Boy 2: Really?
Boy 1: No it’s february 4 opposite day lol
If you are born in february 4, you are probably meh and just playing games instead of socializing with your friends. But hey, they are the best to hang out with!
Person 1: Dude, when's your birthday?
Person 2: February 4, why?
Person 1: No wonder why you're a loner
Person 2: eh??