Gon moment

It's a moment where you reach gons brain level of retardedness and say some dumb shit

Blxcknxss: "Yo bro did you know that 2+2 = 22
Zelk: "Bro what???? You stupid it's 4 not 22"
Blxcknxss: "Mb I had a gon moment there"

Ban Moment

During a time when someone does something very dumb or messing something up over a very simple activity or a question

How did you mess this up! It was a simple activity of putting water into the house, how did you light the house on fire! Your having a Ban Moment!

Tolma Moment

When somebody says or does something so stupid/nonsensical that you have to ask 2 billion questions to get the meaning out of it.

For context person B's computer is broken
person B: hey should i take my computer back now or leave it at the repair shop
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about, leave it obviously it has to get fixed
Person B: Oh no it is going to get fixed, i was just talking about "getting the files".
Person A: ?????????????
Person C: thats a Tolma Moment.

Mikan moment

When mikan does an expected move and calls out on something idiotic or anything in general

Definition 2: when mikan explains how that’s stupid as fuck

Mikan: “that looks ugly as fuck”
Someone: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FSGGOT I WILL FUCK YOU UP BTICH CUNT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE”
Mikan:”ok”

Here’s mikan moment being defined in sentences

kappa moment

When Kappa acts like a dumbfuck (he acts like one 24/7, meaning it is kappa moment when he talks)

Kappa: Hi
"Kappa moment"

Wadebron moment

Wade "Don't care" Moment

why don't you care. that's kind of a wadebron moment

Waterfowl Moment

The perfect descriptor for when a weird friend says something kinda good for the first time in a long time and you don't really know how to react so it just becomes a waterfowl moment.

Person 1: "I don't know man. These Lunchables are kinda shitty and I regret getting, like, thirty of them. Do you want any?"
Person 2: "We should give them to people that need them. like the homeless or people who invested in Warner-Bros."
Person 1: "That, that was actually a really good idea. But where the hell did that Warner-Bros. thing come from? Can you walk me through that?"
Person 2: "...no"
Person 1: "Waterfowl moment."