Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

Dick Slap

Person slap face with dick

I dick slapped my homie

dick slap

Galli

Man that man is a full on Dick slap

DICK SLAP

When you ejaculate and slap a girl with cum on your dick

AYO I JUST DICK SLAPPED YOUR MOM