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A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.
Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!
Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!
Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉
On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day
Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*
December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama
person 1: hey do you no what day it is
person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day
person 2:oh
person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)
On the 30th of October kiss your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, mom/dad. Anyone that means something to you..
You: kisses
That person: ahhh they just kissed me YASSSSS
Now Give a kiss to..
When you drink from someone else's cup, especially when using the same spot as the former user.
Cup kiss: two examples
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?
Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?