The girl in school who always wears cat ears, or puffs. Mostly known to people as that girl who wears the weird headbands. Usually an all-around weird person, but has a nice side.
"Who is that"
"Just call her cat ear girl "
"Why"
"She always wears cat ears"
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Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
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the act in which the girl scratches the male genitalia
hey can you give me the sexual cat scratch
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when someone is fat and they like to sit around
wow she is SUCH a fat house cat
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The cutest little fur ball he/she will be so affectionate. They will love you with all their heart. Usually there is always one hooman in the house that their most attached to. Most of the time they will be hungry and will come and wake you up early in the morning for food
If you have a cat named Panda never ever leave them.
Panda (cat name) is the most lovable little cat
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Where shit gets serious. It can be used in the context of go big or go home. When you're going big, you're going to big cat country.
Yo Don, you might not want to go with me on this run, I'm headed for big cat country.
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A persistent need for/addiction to the presence of multiple cats, typically 4 or more, in one's home. Most prevalent in women over the age of 40 who are divorced, widowed, or just plain whack. Symptoms include loss of friends, furry socks, full-on conversations with Mr. Buttons, addiction to the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial on repeat, crying, crying some more, falling asleep with a bottle of wine in hand, waking up, crying some more, and rocking back and forth in a chair creepily at odd hours of the night. Multiple Cat Syndrome may also be prevalent in women under 40 who are screwy in the brain.
I thought Stephanie was a lesbo when she said she was marrying Kitty, but it turns out she has a screw loose and a bout of Multiple Cat Syndrome.
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