When you get banished for freepainting/fping
Hey, this guy just painted poland german, what a ninjaplayer moment
A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois
"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."
You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.
Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment
A 'Shried Frimp Moment' is when you're talking too fast and your mouth can't keep up with your brain so you fuck up English for a hot second and you mix up the first letters of two words.
"'Dude I really want that spot hauce'"
"'SPOT HAUCE????'"
"I MEANT HOT SAUCE DUDE!! I WAS TALKING TOO FAST! I had a Shried Frimp Moment!"
When Beo has a stupid moment, usually online or in call.
"Bro, I didn't know babies grew in the womb and not the stomach!"
"Dude, you're having a Beo Moment."
When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.
That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.