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(verb) to poop watery poop from diarrhea
(noun) the matter from diarrhea
If a person eats spoiled food they may loose-poop a lot.
I ate some old food and put a lot of loose-poop in the toilet last night.
When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.
I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus
A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.
Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.
Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.