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When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
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(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
(verb) to poop watery poop from diarrhea
(noun) the matter from diarrhea
If a person eats spoiled food they may loose-poop a lot.
I ate some old food and put a lot of loose-poop in the toilet last night.
When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.
I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus
Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.
My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.
When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.