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The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
A word you use when something is so amazing
Holy boom chicka pop pop! That guys is hotter than mercury!!
the bubble that forms in your poop after swallowing bubble gum
Oy, I shouldna swallowed that bubble gum; it's gonna create a massive poopie pop.
A person who gives blow jobs is called a lolly pop lady
Oh look it’s a lolly pop lady suckie suckie
When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole
Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious
to pee on a tree that is on fire
Somrone is fist poping over there!