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The sound when a servant gets smacked with a wad of hundred dollar bills
He just trumped me for no reason.
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(Not To Be Mistaken With Donald Trump)
A Racist Fag Who Hates Moving or Immigrating
Guy 1: "Get Yo Black Monkey A*s Outta Here, I hate vacations!"
Guy 2: "Your A F*cking Trump!"
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Donald Trump's Hair Style; Trompe l'oiel in French pronounced TRUMP-LOY, means trick of the eye. The Trump Trompe L'oiel refers the hair style of Entrepreneur Donald Trump, as his hairstyle itself is a "trick of the eye". It is in fact the most famous comb-over in the history of comb-overs. There have been many entrepreneurs who made a lot of money only to die and be forgotten. In a hundred years after the death of Donald Trump, he will not be remembered for his entrepreneurial achievements; rather he will be remembered for his hair.
Could you please style my hair in the fashion of the Trump Trompe L'oeil? Its a very hot look right now....
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Verb. To blank another person, dump them, refuse to acknowledge, abruptly end a conversation or argument when faced with an alternative, rational and informed opinion contrary to that of one's own opinion, especially with respect to political, ethical and moral issues.
"He said that because Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein it doesn't mean he's a Palestinian terrorist sympathiser providing aid to Hamas so I trumped him"
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The president that will be the living shit out of Joe Biden aka child sniffer
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A man is enjoying a Rusty Trombone given him by a friendly female. He pulls away before he climaxes and ejaculates in her hair. When she turns around to scold him, he gives her a combover, points at her and says, "You're fired!"
Last weekend I crusty trump boned my girlfriend. Let's just say she's not a fan.
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Donald trump is our president.
Donald Trump can be very ______.Comment to fill in the blank.
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