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To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"
"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"
"Damn bro that sucks!"
I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.
2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.
2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way
While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit