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To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"
"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"
"Damn bro that sucks!"
I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.
2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.
2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
Verb.
1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.
2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.
3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.
Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.
When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat
Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed