The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission
Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke
When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.
- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro
-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers
Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.
That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!
the act of freezing your cock and forcing a chick to deep throat it
oh man I Arctic Choked that girl so hard last night
A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.
2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.
2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:
Person 1:i think i will get the waffles
Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Person 1: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke