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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "What the fuck..."
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."
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"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."
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Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."
Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
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If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG
Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long
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X: hey bro ur mom texted you
Y: what did she say?
X: a ching chong ming pong pang ling ling
Y: yeah right, gimme that
*sees text*
Y: wtf
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Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"
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An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?
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apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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