A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .
I would like my poke gift for this hardship.
A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.
To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day
A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!