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look fixedly with eyes wide open
Don't stare at me like that. you're creeping me out!
A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare
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A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.
"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"
Verb
1. A broken or shocked stare which is unusually protracted within its length.
2. A stare which involves complete and total disassociation and shock with the larger world.
3. (Informal) a stare which bears a resemblance to that of Pomni within The Amazing Digital Circus.
Origins:
Derived from the pilot episode of the web series The Amazing Digital Circus, wherein an iconic feature of the character Pomni is her intense and shocked staring at numerous points throughout the show, especially notable is her stare during the ending of the pilot episode.
“Last night, I had a nightmare so terrible that I could do nothing but Pomni stare into my ceiling upon waking up; it took a few minutes for the shock to wear off.”
“Once, when on a very bad acid trip, I had just Pomni stared into the wall for 3 hours; I was thinking about my life and the fate that awaited me within the afterlife.”
a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
guy 1: that old person looks weird af
guy 2: yeah old person got that lead paint stare.
The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).
I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
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