snail and three pebbles

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

SNAIL NAIL

where u take part in placing a live snail into a womans vagina. if it get caught then you cum in her and lube it up

yo last night i totally snail naled ellen

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snail slide

Snizale Slizide, Sarah's trade mark move. A move which ends up leaving pussy juices all over.

Sarah is known for her snail slides and even offered to give one to a select people.

Sarah- "Tom, do you want a snail slide"?
Tom E. Gunns- "I aint sceeerd".

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snail trail

Aussie slang for snail track

Tracey did the splits and left a snail trail.

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Mad Snail Hours

The time between 11pm-3am where mad snails get to say what they're mad about

NI🅱️🅱️A IT'S MAD SNAIL HOURS😡🐌

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Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

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A single, solitary snail

Responsible for the death of 6 billion people; phrase is followed by a "Life is unfair, don't you think?"

Q: 17 years ago, a single, solitary snail caused the death of 6 billion people. Life is unfair, don't you think?